May 15th, 2005

vicki3 by Aurora_Bee

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Lex doesn't return my calls. I feel completely trapped in my own body. I'm bloated and fat nothing fits anymore and I am too embarrassed to go out. None of my designer labels fit and I highly doubt that they cater for fat people.

This baby will solve all my financial problems if nothing else. I haven't had sex for more than 2 months, and the last time was with that bastard Lionel. I wonder if Lex's valet, would pay me a visit, he seemed very interested the last time we met. I don't think he's had a lot of experience with women so the bump shouldn't bother him.
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